Boss, I Want An Increment...

One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary...


Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

EMPLOYEE


The next day, you received this letter of reply...


My dear EMPLOYEE,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean...

Yours truly,

BOSS

Office Pantry Notes...

You know how there's this "anonymous eater" at home who quietly eats my stuffs in the fridge right? And how when I ask the people in the house (excluding the babies & hubby) about my eaten stuffs and where had it all gone to? And the part where everyone in the house kept on saying, "Don't know... No idea..." while shrugging their shoulders and shooking their heads innocently?

I think I should put up notes like these in & on the fridge since I had such similar occasions back at home... lol...

Oh and the part where they kept saying, "Don't know... No idea..." that kinda thing had made me come into a conclusion (just to please myself & make me feel a bit better) of maybe, just MAYBE, it was my darling pet cat (Black) who had opened up the fridge with his cute furry paws and ate up all my food without asking permission... lol...

Anyway, 5 more days to year 2010 y'all... Woo hoo!! I'm counting down till the very last day of year 2009... Yeah!!

Road Signs In India...

The Indians are good at humour...!! A brilliantly said... (^_^)

Funny Mom Quotes...

GENERAL...
"I know how to do anything—I'm a mom."
— Roseanne Barr

"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
— Dame Edna Everage

"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
— Pamela Anderson

"Nobody loves me but my mother,And she could be jivin' too."
— B. B. King

"If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay."
— Larisa Oleynik

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
— Tim Allen

"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
— Erma Bombeck

"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."
— Chinese Proverbs

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after."
— Peter De Vries

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
— Oscar Wilde

ABOUT MOM'S COOKING...
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett

"What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you."
— Nora Ephron

"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow."
— Rita Rudner

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin

"My mother was a terrible cook. When I was a child I went ice fishing. I came back with 40 pounds of ice. My Mother fried it and we almost drowned."
— submitted by Mike Bunge, Oklahoma

WORKING MOTHERS...
"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant."
— Jane Sellman

"Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level."
— Jami Gertz

9 Words Women Use... lol...

Just for laughs...

1. Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. (for a man, 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the football game before helping around the house)
3. Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing end in fine.
4. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!
5. Loud Sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's O.K - This is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man. "That's O.K" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say, "You're welcome".
8. Whatever - Is a woman's way of saying, "To hell with you!!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" (for the woman's response refer to #3)

Guys should take note...

I Beg You!!

Bila Suami Hantar Puisi Halus Kepada Isteri Untuk Kahwin Lagi...

I've uploaded some pictures taken last night on our trip to GIANT Tampines Hypermarket with my mom and youngest bro, Adam... Mom was the one who wanted to go there and did some grocery shopping of her own... So yup, we brought her there and while waiting for her, both hubby and I, we took some camera shots...

Anyway, I was laughing like crazy when I read this e-mail sent to me by one of my aunt... Thanks Mak Ucu!! I love it!! Ni mesti pasal suami yang tue kutok tak sedar diri nak step kawen lagi ni... lol...

It's written in Malay, so korang hayati la puisi ini ye...

Puisi Sang Suami...

Isteriku,
Jika engkau bumi, akulah matahari...
Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku...
Ingatlah bahtera yang kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang...
Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku...
Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi, malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku.

Lalu!!!
Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain, menyampaikan faedah adanya aku,
kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet lain.


Balasan Puisi Sang Isteri...

Suamiku,
Andai kau memang mentari,
Sang surya yang memberi cahaya...
Aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yang telah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahayamu dan akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran mu...

AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII!!!
Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja...
Jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!
Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi...
Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,
Di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti.
Cuba lihat siapa dirimu...
MATAHARI atau lilin?
Atau jangan-jangan cuma mancis sahaja!!!!!?
Please lah....!!!
Jangan la nak berangan!!

Hilariously Funny...

This post was written by one of my fellow bloggers... I pretty much laughed my lungs out (coz it reminds me of my hubby and his habit while driving the car) when I read her recent blog entry. It was hilarious!! So this was what she wrote...

Driving Style (by Kak Junita @ Monster Mom)

I can’t understand why some men like to drive with their hand/arm dangling out the window. Is it so cool to drive that way? You could just see their faces as you drive pass them. How does it feel? Good? Maybe these people have BIID (Body Integrity Identity Disorder) syndrome. It’s a rare condition which compels its sufferers to want to amputate, or paralyze, their own healthy limbs. I think that will be the answer to my question.

I tried it once and it only last two seconds. Sorry to say, it is plain silly. Besides, it’s dangerous. My brain starts throwing all sorts of “What if” questions...

But then again it is not a crime to do that. So, what the heck...

I really wish that I could bring along a ruler/cane/rotan so as to whip those hands as I drive past them. That would be cheeky!!!!

Driving Style...
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator... - Boston
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Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror - New York
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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat - Italy
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One hand on horn,
One hand on holding gear,
One ear listening to loud music,
One ear on cell phone,
One foot on accelerator,
One foot on clutch,
Nothing on break,
Eyes on females in next car,"THIS IS INDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"